Showing posts with label Department of Duh. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Department of Duh. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Department of Duh: Lack of money blamed for poor profits

Retail profits pounded by spending plunge



In a related story, Lucy Van Pelt's lemonade stand and Psychology booth filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy today citing a lack of consumer spending. Last minute attempts to secure TARP money for the stand failed when Ms. Van Pelt called the federal bank representative a "Blockhead".