Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Department of Duh: Lack of money blamed for poor profits

Retail profits pounded by spending plunge



In a related story, Lucy Van Pelt's lemonade stand and Psychology booth filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy today citing a lack of consumer spending. Last minute attempts to secure TARP money for the stand failed when Ms. Van Pelt called the federal bank representative a "Blockhead".

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