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Sunday, March 8, 2009
Smushed News: Is there a Foggy Bottom joke here somewhere?
How will we know when economy hits bottom? McCain reclaims his place in D.C.
These were
right next
to each other on the MSNBC home page. It's like they were daring me or something...
Friday, March 6, 2009
Smushed News: If There's Any Justice in the World
Madoff guilty plea may be in works: castration is proposed as sentencing option
Hey, if this were the French Revolution, they would have cut off his head.
Smushed News: Stocks Knock Fox's Box
Is Julia Roberts' reign over? Crisis is crushing iconic U.S. companies
Julia's stock may be falling, but just wait for the sequel to
Erin Brockovich
where she searches for toxic assets.
Monday, March 2, 2009
Fill In the silly list: The Only Winning Move Is Not To Play
What to do now: 5 investing mistakes to avoid
Don't Buy Stocks
Don't Buy Bonds
Commodities aren't looking so hot
Real Estate, Ha!
The Madoff Legal Fund may not yield the ROI promised in the prospectus.
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