Sunday, March 8, 2009

Smushed News: Is there a Foggy Bottom joke here somewhere?

How will we know when economy hits bottom? McCain reclaims his place in D.C.



These were right next to each other on the MSNBC home page. It's like they were daring me or something...

Friday, March 6, 2009

Smushed News: If There's Any Justice in the World

Madoff guilty plea may be in works: castration is proposed as sentencing option



Hey, if this were the French Revolution, they would have cut off his head.

Smushed News: Stocks Knock Fox's Box

Is Julia Roberts' reign over? Crisis is crushing iconic U.S. companies



Julia's stock may be falling, but just wait for the sequel to Erin Brockovich where she searches for toxic assets.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Fill In the silly list: The Only Winning Move Is Not To Play

What to do now: 5 investing mistakes to avoid


  1. Don't Buy Stocks
  2. Don't Buy Bonds
  3. Commodities aren't looking so hot
  4. Real Estate, Ha!
  5. The Madoff Legal Fund may not yield the ROI promised in the prospectus.